Re: King me in Kingwood Aug 9th, 2008
And maybe I can talk Cheryl into joining us for those of you who think I killed her sometime around February. I swear, she's still alive and i DID NOT buy her an ironing board for Valentine's Day. If there is no body, there is no crime. I tried using that defense in divorce court once. I asked my ex to stand up and said "Your honor, is that a body?" He laughed his azz off and charged me an extra $1000 for disrupting due process. But I digress.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday . . . Queen Me First and Kingwood, 5:30 PM, Free bar b q dinners at Smokin' Joe's afterwards courtesy of Smokin's Joe's Bar b q and septic cleaner appliances. Where,"We've been doing your business coming and going since 1937 and we're still doing it with a smile."
You'd think I'd run out of this crap but it's like vomit sometimes, i swear
"Everyone wants to go to heaven, we're just having too much fun to wanna go now . . . except for Matt P, he's teetering" I added that last part but my friend said I hadn't written the perfect country and western song because I hadn't mentioned anything about midgets, shetland ponies, tampons, my second grade p.e. teacher, that soft spot right behind my nuts, or getting laid.
I bet all of ya'll are just dying to see how i'm going to swing all this crap into one verse huh?
stay tuned .. .