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Old 05-24-2010, 06:52 AM
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What are your favorite Disc Golf One Liners?

Some of Mine
1. Drive for Show Putt For Dough
2. Don't Nice Me Bro
3. I'd Rather Be Driving A Disc
4. It's Not a Microphone-It's a Tee Box
5. Disc Golf Turned Me into a Basket Case
6. The Sound of Chains Excite Me

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Old 05-24-2010, 07:39 AM
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what are your favorite disc golf one liners?

Some of mine
1. Drive for show putt for dough
2. Don't nice me bro
3. I'd rather be driving a disc
4. It's not a microphone-it's a tee box
5. Disc golf turned me into a basket case
6. The sound of chains excite me

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Old 05-24-2010, 02:45 PM
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I'm insane for the chains
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:18 AM
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rickershitted
duck or bleed
the wind is my friend
grip it and rip it
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:24 AM
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rickershitted
duck or bleed
the wind is my friend
grip it and rip it

snice

pured it

ah,,, here comes chatty chad.. wait yeah that works
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Old 05-26-2010, 04:35 PM
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"If ifs and buts were drives and putts I'd be 18 down everyday."

Not so much a one liner as poetry, or prose, but I like it.

#2 and #4 are great! I'm gonna use 'em both next time I'm out.
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Old 05-26-2010, 04:38 PM
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if u want the floor step onto the tee box. lol
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Old 05-26-2010, 06:43 PM
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"I got Jew'd"

"Bow-nt"

"get in the hole" (disc nowhere near hole)
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Old 05-26-2010, 09:52 PM
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I like the:

  • I had a Spitter; or Splash out
  • Tree-nied
  • Who is the Bob.
  • Baby come back, you can blame it on me. (more of the song when a disc has gone wrong)
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Old 05-26-2010, 09:54 PM
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One of my other favorites that I like to watch:

  • Sonic BOOOOOOOOOM!
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